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Teaz hawa ka jhoka aya.
Sath mai tere khushbhu laya.
Tb maiere dil
mai khayal aya.
Aj bhi maiera dost nahi nahaya.
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Kassh maiere dardoo kya tujhe esa saza mila..
tujhe ayee ho badee
zoor sa SUSU..
aur khayee karna kya jaga na mila:P
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Ek martaba kya mohbbat ko bholapan khata hain.
Dousare mohbbat ko bhoala
paan khata hain.
tesere mohbbat ko kamina paan khata hain.
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Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte
Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion
se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan
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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar
ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek
Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae
khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?
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Bole wo DosTi...Chup rahe wo Pyar...
Milaye wo DosTi...Juda kare wo Pyar...
Hasaaye wo DosTi...Rulaye
wo Pyar...
Phir bhi log DosTi chor kyun karTe hain Pyar?
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Mulak kya bhee ek sharad hoti hai.
bacha kya bhee ek zid hooti hai.
aur
kitana intazar karon tere sms ka kanjose kya bhe ek had hote hai.
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Har khushi ko tere taraf moun doon.
Teri liya chand tara bhee tooad doon.
Khushiyoo
kya darwaza tera liya khool doon.
itana kafi hai ya do char aur jhoot bool doon.
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kya kar raha hoo?
Bussy ho?
kitana bussy ho.thoda ho ya bhout ho?
Agar
thoda ho to sms kioon nahi karta ho?
gar zada ho to sms kioon phad raha ho?
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Assol asool hai, chick chick fazool hai, yay apna rule hai!
Tumharee ankhoon may buss janay koo jee chahtaa hai, per kiya karoo tumhara
chashmaa beech may ataa hai.!!
mein nay kaha raat ko neend nahi atee, Us nay kaha asmaan per taray ginaa
karoo!
Khudd hee ko kur bulland itnaa kay K-2 ki chottee par pohanch jaa, Kay
khuda bandey say khud pochay bata bachuu ab utray gaa kaisay!
Joo aik(1) galtee karay woo anjaan, Joo doo(2) galtee karay woo naadaan,
Joo teen(3) galtee karay woo sheaytaan, Joo galtion par galtian karay woo hindustaan, Aur joo hur galtee koo maaf karay woo
Pakistan!!
Kaash kay tumharay charay par chicken pocks hotay, Chand tou thaa hi sitaray
bhi sath hotay.
Hazaroon larkian aseen kay her larkee per dum niklay, jis larkee ko hum
chahain woh apnay gher say kum niklay.
Woo humaray ghar aye aur diaa jala kar chalay gaye, Baqee joo bacha tale(oil)
woh sir may laga k chalay gae!
Mey nay kaha loo martaa hoo may, Bolay Bismillah achee baat hai!
Dil kay armaan ansoo may bahh gaye, un kay bachay hamay mammu keh gae.
Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Zameen say asmaan tuk, Hawa
hi hawa hai :) !
Ya Rab jab may ghar badloon tou mujhay aisee parosan dey , Jo kalb ko garmaa
dey joo roh ko tarpa dey
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Mazahia shaiyree
Ae Musafir Kyoon Ghabrata Hai
Mere Rikhshaw Mein Beth Jane Se
Khuda
Bhi Naraz Hota Hai
Kisi Ka Dil Dukhane Se
Ae Rocket Tujhe Qasam Hai Himat Na Harrna
Jaisa Bhi Khadda Aee Has Kar
Guzarna
Na Kar Jhagra Musafir Se , Musafir Dour Se Aaya Hai
Safar Qismat Mein
Likha Hai , Hokum Dour Se Aaya Hai
Pata Kya Khaak Bataein Nishaan Hai Bey Nishaan Hamara
Laga Bethe Jahaan Basta Wahe Samjho Makaan Apna
Zalim Palat Kar Dekh Tamana Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Tum Agar Car Rakhti
Ho
To Rikhshaw Hum Bhi Rakhte Hein
Driver Ki Zindagi Ajab Khel Hai
Maut Se Bache To Central Jail Hai
Allah Allah Tera Zour Hai Mere Deewane Mein
Kal Hi Zamanat Karwaii Thi
Aj Phir Se Thaney Mein
Port Per Rehte Hein Sohrab Goath Mein Sote Hein
Jab Tere Yaad Aati Hai
Ji Bhar Ke Rote Hein
Kal Chodween Ki Raat Thi Balti Mein Tera Aks Dekha
Aur Phir Balti Hila
Hila Kar Raat Bhar Tera Raks
Dekha
Chalti Hai Ghari Urhti Hai Dhool
Jaltey Hein Dushman Khelte Hein Phool
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Little
Bit More Mazahia shaiyree
Abhi Abhi to Piyaar ka Pc kiya Hai Chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur
kitni files daalou
Apne chehare se ruswaai kay error tou hatao
Aey jaanemun apne dil ka
password tou batao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhatey hai
Warna aap jaisey
kitney softwares to bazaar main biktey hai
Roz raat aap merey sapney main aate ho
Mere pyar kay mouse bana key
ungaliyon pey nachate ho
Aur Ab Hum Sey Kitna Kervouge Intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi
enter to maro yaar
Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaisey loonga
Terey meray piyar ko ctrl+alt+delete
kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya kartey hai
Warna baaki cases main
to copy paste kiya karte hain
tumhare samne hain itne sample
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare
pyar ke icon per
kabhi to click karo
Roz subah hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe
ghoor kar dekhte hain
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