The SMS World

what is difference between SMART and STUPID?very simple:Smart has send u sms and stupid has read it;hahahaha

janay anjanay main agar main nain aap ka dill dukhaya ho kabhi tung kiya ho badtamezi ki ho us k liyaye aap nain............................. jo patna hay pat lo main sudharnay waloon ain say nahi

ek darwaish kehta tha k ek zamana aisa bhi aayega, Ek dost SMS karaiga dosra 'KAMEENA'Sirf muskuraye ga:>

ALLAH k naam pe ek patni de de,
apni nahen to dosre ki de de,
ALLAH tujhe aik k badle teen dega,
anuraag ki tarah prerna k sath apurna or kamolika free de ga.
for other information
Star plus Dekh te Rahooooo

jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage: baat zubaan per aa kar rukne lage: to 2 goli VICKS lo.... KICH KICH door karo

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ!

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara,
Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara,
Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jhukadoon teri kadmo mai..
Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai!

Do you know the Meaning of SMS?
Do you know the Meaning of SMS?
Short Message Service!…Nahi yaar SMS means..
Some Money Send!!
So, Jab chahe mere Mb no or A/C no. per SMS kar dena, Sharmana ya Gabrana mat!!

woh garam garam pani
woh garam garam pani.

woh sabun ki khushboo.

woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle…

khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai

Phool hai gulaab ka
Phool hai gulaab ka
husn hai janaab ka
Tasveer tayri mairay dil main hai
Phir faida kia is naqaab ka

Aaj tum DIL mango de daingy
............DHARKAN mango de daingy
...........JIGER mango de daingy
Kyun k
teenO filmz ghar main he
parii hain!!!!!

Gam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,sms kerny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi k kia na jaye;)

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

meri yaad aye: yaad kero.
Zyada aye : sms Kero.
Ussey zyada aye : phone kero
Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo
ager ussey bhi zyada aye to ..
plzz jhoot bolna band kero

kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi kerte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun perh rahy ho?

sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,
Kia aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always
Time for Me 2 disturb You

Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han,

kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain,

jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain.

Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin,

Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin.

Mernay per humko janat milay na milay,

Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay,

Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo,

Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay.

Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley,

Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley.

Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,

Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,

Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,

Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO

Mian 1 sms hoon.

Jise stupid log parte hain.

Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain.

Gadhe delete karte hain aur

Pagal store karte hain.

TUM kya karne vale ho?????

Kash dil ki bat mai itna asar ho jaye "aap miss call de" aur "wo receive ho

jaye" bat kare ke hosh gum ho jaye aur hosh tab aye jab "balance khatam ho jaye"

Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar se toilet mey laga rakhi hai,

tumhara deedar karne k liey jolab ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap

Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi

karte hai..!

Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se

wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

*~-BUMPER OFFER-~*

Send me sms & win

10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO

29" TV ka BOX

Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur

mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher 

dil main bas jaey ringtones ki terhann,

mera pyar khabhi kam na hoo ga balance ki terhann,

bas tum busy na rehna network ki terhann

Main...main

kutta

kameena

manhoos

janam jala

nalaik

bekaar

phuwer

kahil

bagerat

besharm

jahil

gawar

gadha

Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon

Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha,

pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha

jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,,

balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha.

Shame on you

Ik Ladki thi dewani si mobile lay kay phirti thee..Jab bhee milti thee mujh say mujh say poocha kartee thee yeh on kaise hota hai yeh on kaise hota hai..

KARAY JAOOO...

.

.KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....

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karay jaoo.

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karay jaoo.

.

baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo

khud kabhi na

karna.....lolz

Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai,

birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat

reli hai, shane log sms kar rele hain

aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

Kabhi Balance,

Kabhi battery,

Kabhi Ishq,

Kabhi pyaar,

Jaldi SMS karo maray yaar

Bewaquf ki 3 nishaniyan

1. miss call karega

2. SMS muskura k parhega

3. Don't scroll down

Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.

Fill in the blanks with

"Haan" or "Nahi"

1: ___ May insaan Nahi Hon.

2: ___ Mera koi elaaj nahi.

3:____ May He Pagal Hon.

Dil K Mehman Ban Jao

Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao

Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao

Ye Sab B Ban Jana

Lekin

Pehlay Zara

Insaan Ban Jao.

Salam arz hai...........

jawab qarz hai.......

dena farz hai......na

dena marz hae.......... na koi gharz hai......

bas itni arz hai.........

"How are you?"

Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai koi nahi pass hai par tum main baat kuch khaas hai ab zyada emotional mat ho jana yeh sab bekwas hai

tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.

maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi

phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi

uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi....

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,

Aoao milke kasam khaye,

is dushman ko khatam karen gay.

ek botal tum khatam karo,

ek botal hum khatam karen gay...

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK.

Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar.

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!

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Samjhe

nahi samjhe..

Lagta hai mere mobile ko tumhare mobile se Ishq hogaya hai tabhi LINE maar raha hai.

Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi....

Larka lerki se :Darling!!! is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Bolay to ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight, Bolay to BYE... Good Nite

Twinkle Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then call me up and say "HI" Good Morning Have a Nice...

Mahiwal ne awaz lagai sahni daur ke aayi

ranjha ne bansuri bajayi aur heer bhag ke chali aayi

aur ham ne sirf siti bajayi, wo ma ko lay aayi...

MUNNA BAHi: ari circuit boly tu ager bagair daantaon ka kuta cat re lai tu boly tu kya karny ka.
CIRCUIT: very simple bahi boly tu bagair soi ke 14injection laga lai ne ka.

Aankho Pe Ghamoun Ke Pehre Hain,Zakham Jigar Ke Gehre Hain Faryad Karain To Kis Se Karain , Dunya Wale To Behre Hain

Police ko aik body milli hai, kaalay teeth hain,ghonslay jaisay baal hain,dimagh nhi hai, paon ultay hain, mughay tumhari fikkar ho rahi hai, zara bell tu karo

AIK AAP HAIN K ETNEY ACHEY HAIN
AIK AAP HAIN K ETNEY PYAREY HAIN
AIK AAP HAIN K CHAND SITAREY HAIN...AUR AIK HUM HAIN K JHOUT BOLEY AJA RAHE HAIN

Kash khoshiyoun ki aik Dokan ho,
Aur hamein un ki pehchan ho,
Bhar dete apka har pal khoshiyoun se,
Keemat chahe oski hamari jaan ho

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,

Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Chori choriye Aanaa janaa chor do...
Chupkay chupkay yoon nazar milanaa chor do....
Kisi din bohot pitto gay unsay tum....
yeh masjidon sy jutiyaan chraana chor do...

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley

ISHQ KE SCHOOL MAIN NAYA MAHOOL TYAR HO GAYA....
CLASS KI TEACHER KO PAPU SE PYAR HO GAY....
IS BAAT SE SARI CLASS KA DIL UDAS HO GAYA....
SARI CLASS FAIL OR PAPU PASS HO GAYA....

Oye mil gaya .........oye mil gaya .......oye hoye mil gaya.....aaj tu mil hee gaya......ballay ballay mil hee gaya....YE SMS PARHNAY WALA AIK OR BEWAQOOF MIL GAYA.......

MERE SMS MILE?
NAHI MILR TO YELO
SMS SMS SMS
YEHLO CHOTE SMS
sms sms sms
STYLISH VALE SMS B L
$M$ $M$ $M$ Baass
ab aapki bari

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna
jo pasand ho use ILU kehna
agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat
raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyaari behna milti rehna"

Patriotic song by a "sardar"
ae mere vatan de logo
zara ankh wich bhar leyo pani
jo shaheed hue hain onna di
tussi ghar le aayo "JANANI"!!!

zindagi ki rah main mushkil hai to kia howa
thora tum chalo thora hum chaloo thora hum chalain gay
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phir rikshaw kar lain gay:)

Husband: ager tum mar gai to main pagal ho jaunga
Wife: dosri shadi to nahi karo gey?
Husband: pagal ka kia bharosa vo to kuch bhi kar sakta hai...

PETROL KA RATE BARHANE PER SANTA BOLA MAIN PEHLAY BHI 100 KA DALWATA THA AB BHI 100 KA DALWATA HOON

SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?

SMS na ker k dil tor diya mera ab mobile dafana dena kafan na milay tu apna rumal orha dena koi poochay k rog kya tha tu nazaren jhuka k apni kanjosi bata dena:-)

shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

Requst Hai AAP SE Refuse Mat Karna Frndship Ke is Bulb Ko fuse Mat Karna
Hum Dost Hai AAP KE Confuse Mat Karna HAMARI Jaga Kisi aur K liye Choose Mat karna

Bhagwan Se Paani Manga To Saagar Diya,
Phool Manga To Bageeecha Diya,
Ghar Maanga To Mahal Diya,
Jab Paisa Maanga To Aapka Number Diya.
kab Aaon Lene

Kanto Ke Badle Phool Kya Do Ge,Ansoo Ke Badle Khushi Kya Do Ge,Ham Chahte Hai App se Umar Bhar Ki Dosti,Hamare is Saval Ka Javab Kya Do Ge?

Do sardar bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise? After all manager bhi sardar tha,bola gun kal dikha jana

A Girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye

AZADI K is mahiney mein meri DUA hay k ALLAH apko QUAID ki AQAL..IQBAL ki SHAQAL, LIAQUAT ki SHEWANI, FATIMA ki JAWANI, NEHRU ki CHAL,& GHANDI ke BAAL de.AaMeEN!!

Zindagee kay kissi morr per agar tumhein koi raasta dikhai na day to tum meray paas aa jana.Hum tumhein kissi "EYE SPECIALIST" kay paas lay jaen gay.

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

hanso
khelo
naacho
gao
duniya ki parwa mat karo
kyun k

duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon.

An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

Humko tumse pyar hai,
Humko tumse pyar hai,
Jiya bekarar hai,
Aaja mera Bulbul…
Tera Intezer hai!!
Yeh mera nahi…
Aapka liya Central Zoo mai rehnawale Aap ke Doston ka Fariyad Hai!!

There is Day

Another Way,

Another Pray,

Another Hope,

Another Tear,

Another Fear,

Another Year,

Another Smile,

Another Few,

But

neverever Another like u!!

Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain?

No!

JUST CHECK IT

CHECKED?

YES!

NAHI HAIN?

NAHI!

R U SURE?

YES!

Koi baat nahi GADHEY k hote bhi nahi

God apun se puchha, Kidhar jany ka? Heaven k Hell? Apun bola, Hell! Apun ko malum, tum dost log udarich milenga, Jaha tum hoenga vo hel bhe mafiq lagenga!

GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR,
PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR,
BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR,
ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR.

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi

Aaj
R A A T
T A N H A
Z A M E E N
Par Letaiy Howaiy
Main Ne Aapni
T A N H A I
Se Aik Sawal Kia Keh
Iss Qadar
K H A M O S H I
Kiyon Hai?
??
????

feeling bored?
think about me.
feeling sad?
call me!
feeling lonely?
see me!
feeling hot?
no..no..noo.
drink coca cola and enjoy the life.

BHUL se b kabhi kisi ko na rulana
Zindagi main sab ko hasana
Dushman Ko Bi Gla Laana !
Phir Bhi Koi Gham Ho TO, Is Number per Phone lugana......
MAIN ----- HO ------ NA !!!!!

Chikken,Tikkah ho ya Karahiii,,,,....
Mangni ho Shadi ho ya ho Sagaiii,,,,....
NEW MESSAGE me ab TYPE kroo koi likhaiiii,,,,....
Kabhi to zaya kro,,,ik Rupiya OOooo herjaiii,,,,....
Mery Mobile ki hai bas yehi duhaiii,,,...
Ik message to kroo mery bhai,,,...

yah mat soochna k bhool jayen gaye tumhay.....dur reh kar bhi chahain gayetumhay....dost ban kar raas na aye to....BHOOT ban kar darain gaye tumhay..:D

Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi...

if ppl say u r crazy, b patient.... if ppl say u r mad , b relax.......... but if ppl say u r cute , THAPPAR MARON SALON KO JHOOT BOLTAI HAIN

ASMAN KO NEEND AYE TO SULAEIN KAHAN,
DHARTI KO MAUT AYE TO DAFNAEIN KAHAN,
SAGAR MEIN LAHAR AYE TO CHUPAEIN KAHAN,
HUME AAPKI YAAD AYE TO JAYEN KAHAN

u fone menu main khus amdid, mangani kay liyah 1 dabaiyen, shadi kay liyah 2 dabaiyen,talaq kay liyah 3 dabayien, begam say nijat kay liyah apna gala dabayien, shukriyah

Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan..

1 : Memon badmashi karega.

2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga.

3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge.

4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga..

5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga.

"2+5=11"

kaise aye?

Socho-Socho 

Nahi maluum?

Thora aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k

kaise aye

"GHALTI SE"

Free stay

Free breakfast

Free lunch

Free dinner

Free trust

Free security

Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .

IN French:

"bonjour"

IN Spanish:

"Te quiro"

IN Italian:

"Teamo"

IN English:

"Good morning"

IN Punjabi:

"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"

if u sav dis

message, it means i m

CUTE

if u edit dis, i m still

CUTE

if u fwd dis , ur

spreadin dat i am

CUTE

if u erase dis,ur

jealoues of me coz i am

CUTE

Ho !

Sakty

to

muskura

kam

se

kam

aap

per

hay

bheja

sms

ye

jisnay

karo gay

gussa

per

smart

oos

aap

baad

k

parhnay

ko

sms

is

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Confused?????

Ab Nichay Say uper parho!!

Bewakoof

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Matlabi

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Dhokaybar

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Chugalkhor

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Besharam

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Jhutay

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Moqaparast

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ALLAH aako in sabhi logon sar door Rekhe. Ameen

Logoon ko bewakoof banane k 7 tareekay.......

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Yeh Phalya tha

Recipe:

1. Take a bowl of grapes

2. Put ur hand in it

3. Stand in front of mirror

The dish is ready

Recipe Name:

Langur kai hath mai angur:-D

IDE3238,

IDE3457,

LOD1234,

PH 1257,

IDL1297,

LOG 1945,

AREY ITNE GHOR SAE KIA DEKH RHEY HOO AAJ SHAAAM SAE PEHLAE IN SAB CARS PAE KAPRA MAAR DENA

1 tha raja
1 thi rani
Dono mar gye
Khatam kahani
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Ab neechey kiya lash dhoond rhe ho ??

Jasa K aap sab Musalmano ko pata Hai K mahay Ramzan Start Ho Gaya hai,

To is Leye aap apne mobile mein SAVE tamaam Dirty Jokes,

Pictuer MSGs

Aur

Larkiyoon K Numbers,

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Delete Karne Say Pahlay Mujhe Forward Kar Dein,

Thankx Alot... Yourz Sincere !!!

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<( )> 100Kg

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<( )> 60Kg

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Kya Say Kya Ho Gaya Aap K SmS k Intzar Me.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Dastak di
kisi ne
Kaha khushiyan
laya hon
inbox chota
na par jaye
itni duain
laya hon
naam hai
mera Sms
Apko buhat adab
ke sath Salam
kehne
aya hoon

tum nain suna hay
really nahi suna cnn pe?
bbc?
ptv?
geo?
nahi?fm 100 per tu suna ho ga ??
in pay b nahi suna hoga??
tu mujh say he sunn lo??
i miss us

Rangeen Ho

Tum Rango Se B Ziyada

Smart Ho

Tum Sub Doston Me Ziyada

Zaheen Ho

Tum Mujh Se B Ziyada

Agar Aisa

Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaquf Ho Tum Had Se Ziyada

*Ba Adab

*Ba Mulahiza

*Hoshiyaar,

*Paglon ke *Mahraaj*

*Bewaqufon ke *Sartaaj*

*Noor-E-Chasham*

*Deewana-E-Paglistan*

*Sms padh rahay hain..*

Agr farig hain to neachy press krain
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,
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Ager abi b farig hain to oper press krain

Teacher:
attendance plz:
pintoo...
present sir.
guddu...
present sir.
kaalu...
present sir.
ulluu...
ulluu...
ulluu...
button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool....

QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE SAB SE KAHA K APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHO......
SAB NE APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHE, K ACHANAK AP KI AWAZ AI..................................!
""EXTRA SHEET PLZ""

Dil se dil lagakar to dekho
meri yaad main aansoo bahakar to dekho
sms to kya tumhe call bhi karenge
bas ek baar mera mobile"recharge" karwa kar to dekho!!!

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the............. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the

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dekh kia rahey ho?
chavanyia hain utha loo....
SMS karney key kaam ayien ghe

Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain... kya hoga is pakistan ka

MERE SMS KE CHARCHE JAHNA MAY HONE LAGE.LOG MERE DEEWANE HONE LAGE.KHUSH NASAIB HO TUM JO MERE SMS MILE.JIS KO NAHI MILE WO "MOBILE PATAK PATAK KAR RONE LAGE"

Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho...
Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LARAAI na ho...
Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho...
Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!!

Dil Ki Dahleez pe Koi gum na ho,
Hamari ye doste kabhe kam na ho,
Aapko jahan ki sari khushiyan mile,
Bhale hi us khushi mein hum ho na ho

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

New punishment 4 mobile owners...Miss call k liay jail...call k liay phansi...sms k liay Umerqaid...lekin TUM mat daroo..KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai!!!

Bhete tere Khyaalo main. Kore kagaz main likha tera naam. Tasveer bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigaam, zinda ya murda pakarne wale ko 5000/= naqad inaam..

Hehar: ki gali mein paan ki dukan, davdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, davdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, khake paan paro. Boli"shukriya bhai jaan"heeeee....

Zämèèn pè hö to SMS bhäij dö, äsmàn pè ho to täre bhäij do, jännät màin hò tò hööräìn bhäìj dö, dözäkh mäìn ho tö "ENJOY UR SELF".

Ye Hamari National Health Service hai.isme Hum Aap Jaise Logon ko Aadhi Raat me utha kar SUSU karna Yaad dilate hein Taki Apka Bed Gila na ho! Plz SUSU kar lein

2 sardaar 1 larki ko dekh rahay thay.
1 sardaar:what a breast.
2 sardaar:yaar breast se yaad aaya bhabi kaisi hain?;-)

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de